the TOP 10 Adult DVDs - DVDs - 06/07/2008
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Review for XXX Hardcore - Nympho Nurses (3 Films):
I have even bought the latex outfit to play along with the films
XXX Hardcore - Nympho Nurses (3 Films)
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Review for XXX Hardcore - Nympho Nurses (3 Films):
Please Help Nurse
As good as we imagined. 3 nurse themed porn. films. Very impressive for the moneyI have even bought the latex outfit to play along with the films
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Review for Chained Fury - Lesbian Slave Desires:
Well, the acting was really poor either way.
All I know is that I was bored and disappointed as I suffered my way through this. Definitely not worth the money and will sit at the back of my collection of"naughty" movies until some poor sucker buys/gets it as a present/borrows it from me.
Chained Fury - Lesbian Slave Desires
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Review for Chained Fury - Lesbian Slave Desires:
A disappointment
I found this movie mindnumbingly boring. But maybe that is because I bought it from Amazon and got a censored version? I don't know.Well, the acting was really poor either way.
All I know is that I was bored and disappointed as I suffered my way through this. Definitely not worth the money and will sit at the back of my collection of"naughty" movies until some poor sucker buys/gets it as a present/borrows it from me.
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Review for Ben Dover More Housewives Fantasies [2007]:
Ben Dover More Housewives Fantasies [2007]
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Review for Ben Dover More Housewives Fantasies [2007]:
Rubbish Rubbish Rubbish
I've seen quite a few ben dover films so i thought i knew what to expect, unfortunatley this seems to be a soft version, you dont see anything, not impressed, dont bother26
Review for French Heat - The Haunting:
French Heat - The Haunting
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Review for French Heat - The Haunting:
French Heat- The Hauting
The cover boy is super sexy playing. i also love the location in france. The group scene is proper swety horny sex! Well done.27
Review for 12 Hardcore Sex Films Box (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk):
12 Hardcore Sex Films Box (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk)
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Review for 12 Hardcore Sex Films Box (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk):
Reality check
This is a very, very, very disappointing DVD collection. Singularly unappealing performers with little or rather non action actually seen. Save your money and look elsewhere for some thrills.28
Review for Romance [1999] (REGION 1) (NTSC):
Romance [1999] (REGION 1) (NTSC)
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Review for Romance [1999] (REGION 1) (NTSC):
Phoooar
no messin, this is a frenchie sex lesson. I have no complaints about the in and out nature of the cinematography. She is quite well shaven and he does it how he likes it.29
Review for XXX Hardcore - XXX M.I.L.T.F. (3 Films):
Loads of sex with the older women/mum being center of attention.
A very good purchase at a very good price
XXX Hardcore - XXX M.I.L.T.F. (3 Films)
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Review for XXX Hardcore - XXX M.I.L.T.F. (3 Films):
My Mates Mum
Very impressive DVD, one of the women looks like my mates mum.Loads of sex with the older women/mum being center of attention.
A very good purchase at a very good price
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Review for Education Anglaise [1982]:
Education Anglaise [1982]
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Review for Education Anglaise [1982]:
No words can describe this dire rubbish
Education Anglaise is a truly awful film. The only way one can watch it and not throw it immediately in the trash as a complete waste of money is if one watches it as a comedy in the style of the Robin Asquith school of erotica (Confessions of...). I thought this would be better, being French, but it is worse than amateurish. A bunch of college media students could produce a far better effort than this abysmally poor attempt. The actors are risible, their acting skills minimal; the erotic content is absolutely zero; there is no plot; the students are actually adult women with as much sexual appeal as a bag of chips; the direction is totally lacking. The storyline consists of one boring theme that is repeated ad infinitum. After the second or third repeat, one begins to get a little bored. Watching paint dry is far more fun than watching Education Anglaise, mark my words!31
Review for What The Swedish Butler Saw:
And it's dubbed. At least some of the actors are Danish-speaking from the beginning. But they overdubbed them with English voices. The butler sounds really silly, but in a fun way. This movie is hilarious and NOT as porno as the picture on the cover might look. Only the women (and lots of them) get full-frontal nude.
What The Swedish Butler Saw
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Bizarre cult movie from 1975
Some movies are bad and good at the same time. Noone could (or should) take this movie seriously. But if you like silly movies with a lot of female nudity in them, then check this out. The plot (eh!) is about a young man living in a castle. He kidnaps a beautiful young woman and ties her hands to some ropes hanging down from the roof. And, oh yeah, he strips her of all her clothes. So she stands there completely naked tied to those ropes for a good portion of the movie. And when someone comes into the room, he has to hide her under some big blanket. Just your everyday kind of movie-plot...And it's dubbed. At least some of the actors are Danish-speaking from the beginning. But they overdubbed them with English voices. The butler sounds really silly, but in a fun way. This movie is hilarious and NOT as porno as the picture on the cover might look. Only the women (and lots of them) get full-frontal nude.
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Review for 10 XXX Hardcore Films:
Varied films with a great running time
Well worth a look if you want to spice up your sex life
10 XXX Hardcore Films
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Review for 10 XXX Hardcore Films:
Good buy
I bought this for a bit of fun with the other half and it has certainly worked.Varied films with a great running time
Well worth a look if you want to spice up your sex life
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Review for Naked Boys Singing [2007]:
Naked Boys Singing [2007]
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Review for Naked Boys Singing [2007]:
Does exactly what it says on the tin!
Ok so this isn't doesn't exactly have the highest production values but it definitely one of the most fun and original musicals I've ever seen. The naked novelty does wear off fairly soon into proceedings but when you've got a cast this hot prancing about the stage in their birthday suits you can be sure that your attention never drifts! Many of the songs are hilarious with, great, catchy melodies and all of the performers really are at the top of their game. Don't go expecting too much and you're sure to enjoy this hilariously innovative musical!34
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Review for XXX Hardcore, Schoolgirl Special (3 Films):
Loads of sex and very good run time at just under 4 hours, very good value
A good porno purchase
XXX Hardcore, Schoolgirl Special (3 Films)
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Review for XXX Hardcore, Schoolgirl Special (3 Films):
School Girls
5* for these 3 films all School Girl themed.Loads of sex and very good run time at just under 4 hours, very good value
A good porno purchase
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Review for Asbo Twinks:
Brilliant
Asbo Twinks
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Review for Asbo Twinks:
A step in the right direction!
I will keep this short but i saw Chris' Hard Games... loved this.. totally brill... my boif says its one of his fav twink films. Eurocreme has gone all bareback so great to see boys using condoms!Brilliant
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Review for Dressage [1985]:
Now issued in uncut form the sexual shenanigans are explicit without being vulgar due to the artistry of director Pierre B. Reinhard - whenever there are sexual activities there is a lilting semi classical music score & the bright exteriors featuring cars & planes (albeit with nothing rude going on in these sequences!) are backed by a jazz score ! That's original! There are several sex scenes in public places - on a train, in a hallway but nobody displays any embarrassment ! Very Gallic ! Also, total disrobing is done with willing frequency by the actresses !
I enjoyed the pacing & didn't find the dubbing in any way disconcerting - the voice casting is fine.
All told it's an enjoyable Saturday evening's viewing but don't show it to your Auntie Betty, although she might have fond memories of her youth !
Dressage [1985]
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Review for Dressage [1985]:
A naughty '80's gem now issued uncut
Dressage ! For that title, read `Decadence' ! The corruption of the innocent (which is the sub title on the DVD sleeve) takes place in one of those French households where they have butlers & maids and what that rude middle aged head butler gets up to in the `parlour' is extremely naughty! Appropriately enough this release is on the Naughty label & closer inspection reveals that it's another lost gem from Nucleus films !Now issued in uncut form the sexual shenanigans are explicit without being vulgar due to the artistry of director Pierre B. Reinhard - whenever there are sexual activities there is a lilting semi classical music score & the bright exteriors featuring cars & planes (albeit with nothing rude going on in these sequences!) are backed by a jazz score ! That's original! There are several sex scenes in public places - on a train, in a hallway but nobody displays any embarrassment ! Very Gallic ! Also, total disrobing is done with willing frequency by the actresses !
I enjoyed the pacing & didn't find the dubbing in any way disconcerting - the voice casting is fine.
All told it's an enjoyable Saturday evening's viewing but don't show it to your Auntie Betty, although she might have fond memories of her youth !
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Review for 10 XXX Hardcore Porn Films (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk):
10 XXX Hardcore Porn Films (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk)
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DB
COULDN'T PUT ZERO STARS FOR THIS GARBAGE- THERE'S MORE FILTH ON CHANNEL FOUR - BEFORE 9PM TOO . MOST POOR QUALITY TOO ITS LIKE AN OLD VIDEO COPY39
Review for Deep Throat:
I blame myself for not reading the already existing review for this item because it was all there...
Deep Throat
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Don’t buy it unless you’re looking for an"all family" DVD
It was a major disappointment. Deep Throat is The Porno Movie of my youth... Maybe this"thing" was made from that movie but it is so zoomed in (to the"wrong" areas) that it became almost a movie decent enough to watch with your entire family.I blame myself for not reading the already existing review for this item because it was all there...
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Review for Caligula [1979]:
Dr Jacques COULARDEAU, University of Paris Dauphine & University of Paris 1 Pantheon Sorbonne
Caligula [1979]
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Review for Caligula [1979]:
Censored and not tight enough
This DVD is censored : at least two scenes are missing that I remember perfectly well from the time the film came out 1979. This is regrettable, as if the world had regressed in the meantime. Caligula is a mystery in history but that is not enough of a justification to make a film about him. He came to power by killing his own grandfather who had stayed in power very long because he himself was a pretty good and effective killer. Caligula will not stay in power very long because he will lose contact with reality since he was living in a totally artificial world in which a man could believe he was a god, adn probably a second reason we will eventually come to. The result then is an assassination at an early age and early date. As for this side of the film, the rotten political and social Roman society, it is both a generalization to the Roman Empire of what at the most one section of Rome was and a realistic vision of the big cities of the Roman Empire. The film is clearly showing slaves but without giving us any way to assess what it meant because we are not explained the meaning of what we are shown : it meant that the master, or rather owner, of the slave could do exactly what he/she pleased : kill the slave, cut the slave into small cubes if the owner had the stomach to do so, or at least have other slaves do it for him, though then the pleasure was probably less intense. If we keep that in mind then Caligula is not that crazy. He is just treating everyone the same way : they are all his slaves, senators and anyone else included. The second level of this society is more interesting in many ways. We are in a Mediterranean society before the spread of the semitic religions, and I should say the first one is not concerned. Judaism never spread. But Christianism, and six centuries later Islam, spread tremendously and these brought along a strange moral puritanism, a cult of purity, virginity and the rejection of sexuality as a sin, even for some a deadly sin. Before sex was just one of these activities you needed to replace all the human beings that died, at times very young, and who were killed for any reason whatsoever. But Sex was also for them a pure distraction and pleasure, all kinds of sex, with no physical or mental gender limits and no politically or sexually correct limits. This led to extreme forms of sexual pleasure when the violence, even cruelty of this society and the free and unlimited sexual pleasure of this culture in which sex, any sex was a necessary initiation that had to come early in life, were associated together. This became sexual torture. And that's exactly what has been cut out of the film. The pleasure for the powerful to sexually torture the ones under them. You name it you have it. In fact this society and culture was more based on pleasure considering suffering, torture, violence and death as nothing but fate, a destiny that had to be accepted and just lived or died through. So when the director and actors and other artistic personnel of the film pretended later on that this vision is valid for our society they are right and wrong at the same time. This has disappeared in our own western societies, more or less, but of course not entirely because it is part of human nature. But if you cannot cut your neighbour in small cubes or simply cit off the genitals of your friends, you can always get into some armed forces and go and do just that in some foreign country that is supposed to be barbaric, though this is the excuse the westerners will give to justify their own perverted actions in the wars they most of the time initiate or at least provide with weapons, at a profit of course. We must say that in fact in such war-time situations we westerners have refined the Roman love of blood and cruelty mixed with sex and orgasmic pleasure thanks to an extremely developed technology that enables us to make our torturing so refined that it does not even leave any physical traces in the flesh, even if one may come out completely crazy - just like Caligula actually - from the torturing chambers because of a long lasting situation in which that one was totally dominated by the absence of any hope to get out of it. You have to turn psychotic if you are thus locked up in what appears a permanent brutal, violent and cruel alienation. You can of course, if you are a Westerner, always go to some third world countries and have all the kinky sex you would not even dream of in the West.Dr Jacques COULARDEAU, University of Paris Dauphine & University of Paris 1 Pantheon Sorbonne
Adult DVDs, Lie With Me [2005], XXX Hardcore - Nympho Nurses (3 Films), Chained Fury - Lesbian Slave Desires, Adult, Ben Dover More Housewives Fantasies [2007], French Heat - The Haunting, 12 Hardcore Sex Films Box (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk), Romance [1999] (REGION 1) (NTSC), XXX Hardcore - XXX M.I.L.T.F. (3 Films), Education Anglaise [1982], What The Swedish Butler Saw, 10 XXX Hardcore Films, Naked Boys Singing [2007], Lovers' Guide - The Collection, XXX Hardcore, Schoolgirl Special (3 Films), Asbo Twinks, Dressage [1985], 10 XXX Hardcore Porn Films (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk), Deep Throat, Caligula [1979]
, Lie With Me [2005], XXX Hardcore - Nympho Nurses (3 Films), Chained Fury - Lesbian Slave Desires, Adult, Ben Dover More Housewives Fantasies [2007], French Heat - The Haunting, 12 Hardcore Sex Films Box (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk), Romance [1999] (REGION 1) (NTSC), XXX Hardcore - XXX M.I.L.T.F. (3 Films), Education Anglaise [1982], What The Swedish Butler Saw, 10 XXX Hardcore Films, Naked Boys Singing [2007], Lovers' Guide - The Collection, XXX Hardcore, Schoolgirl Special (3 Films), Asbo Twinks, Dressage [1985], 10 XXX Hardcore Porn Films (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk), Deep Throat, Caligula [1979]


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How life is
A truly erotic movie because its neither a saddo male fantasy nor 'guardian' intellectual pretension .Instead a truthful take on young lust, longing and love and the angst , joy & hurt that comes with those things . Beautiful male and female leads , authentic backdrops of summer in a city and a sense of hope too.